Oh, I am familiar with the original production and am aware that he's a prominent role...it's just that I still don't follow the connection. xD

Aaaah ok! :-S

OMG. LAURA. I AM DYING RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU! <3 <3 <3

Hmm. I should probably watch that musical. I'm doing a presentation tomorrow on performing arts in the digital era blah blah blah, and I'm planning on mentioning the people who did that, even though I've watched none of their stuff.

I'm in the mood to revive so...

Kill Me Deadly
Since no one knows it I'll give brief character descriptions and such...
Set in 1947 Hollywood, this snappy parody of hard-boiled noir comes complete with jaded gumshoe, a dame in distress -- and bodies strewn from Beverly Hills to Mulholland Drive. What could be more fun? When our weathered P.I., Charlie Nickels, meets a rich, hated lady and her 300 karat Bengal diamond (cursed, of course), the mystery ensues.

Charlie Nickels - David (jfmillet)
The classic detective who is out to solve the case

Mona Livingston - Lyss
The sexy lounge singer who is always suspiciously close to the action and is constantly changing her story

Ida - Grace
Charlie's smart and friendly secretary who ends up solving the case

Lady Clairmont - teapot
The cold-hearted, "obscenely wealthy", downright cruel owner of the Bengal diamond who mysteriously turns up dead

Veronica Clairmont - Erica
The flirtatious heiress to the Clairmont fortune who is seemingly unaffected by her mother and brother's deaths

Clive Clairmont - Shane
The somewhat nerdy young heir who spends most of his time at the library or reading

Jaime - Quique
The Mexican gardener who is unfairly fired by Lady Clairmont and vows to get revenge

Adrian Wilson - SBD
The kind old butler who is actually Veronica's father

Louie - Jordan (jman)
A dumb and easily amused thug

Henry - Nick (felix)
A slightly less dumb thug

Dewey - Patch
Jonesy- Jack
Two dumb cops who are assigned to the Clairmont murder case

Bugsy - Rorgg
A gangster with a big ego (and little reason to have it)

Fists- Dan
A criminal hiding out in the hobo camp

Lady Mary - Nudel
The insane "queen" of the hobos who is constantly worshipped by her "loyal subjects"

Stella - Tori
The hobo who serves as a herald for Lady Mary

Shirley - Jordan (UP)
The "muscle" on the Clairmont estate, who serves as a bouncer

Artie Shotts - Quique
A street vendor

Laura McAlister - Fiona
A woman who wears fingers and eyeballs as necklaces

Librarian - Koza
A kind librarian who assists Clive shortly before his death

Hobo 1 - Sarah
Hobo 2 - Elliott
Hobo 3 - Lauren
Hobo 4 - Yakko
The insane hobos who worship Lady Mary

Club Patrons
Sarah, Elliott, Lauren, Yakko, Tori, Pannic, Quique, Fiona, Dan, Rachel
Patrons at the nightclub where Mona sings who are horrified to witness the death of Clive

Hahaha yessss. I always thought that, were I a wizard, I'd be some member of the Black family. Preferably Sirius or Andromeda type as opposed to Bellatrix type, but I very much approve of this casting, if not months after the fact.